Uppercut deluxe Beard Balm

Words: Sarah Hazlehurst

Words: Sarah Hazlehurst

If you like the look of your face's reflection, especially the hairiest sections, the new Uppercut Deluxe Beard Balm is the magical merchandise your luscious face locks have been longing for.

Whether you don a big ass beard, a marvellous moustache, some sexy stubble or those awkward patchy face pubes... whatever hair type your face is harbouring, we recommend this product for you.

Keeping your mane manicured is no easy task, but it will be with the Uppercut Deluxe Beard Balm. It'll make your beard appear as sharp as a tack, AND it’ll keep those annoying, fuck off flyaways at bay so you look dapper, distinguished and damn fine all the time. 

Plus, you'll also get this amazing, shimmery shine, and your beard will feel as soft and cuddly as a 4-week-old Labrador. 

The Uppercut Deluxe Beard Balm has been created to keep even the manliest of men in shape, (or if you’re a bearded lady, we’re sure this shit’s got you sorted also – we’re definitely not sexist here).

Local legends, Uppercut Deluxe have a robust and recognisable reputation when it comes to facial fashion, so why not give their Beard Balm a go? You know you wanna. 


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